It's Raining, And I've Got Time To Kill, So I'm Gonna Masturbate Like Crazy

What else is there to do on a rainy day, right? I've got the day off... but it's pouring down with rain. My plan to go out shopping is ruined... and I've got nothing else to do... That's when I have a revelation (?)... "All-You-Can-Masturbate Marathon time?" Usually I worry the neighbors will hear m